What I Believe

I believe too much of anything is no good.

I believe a man spends 9 months trying to get out of the womb, and the then spends the rest of his life trying to get back in it.

I believe that human life begins at conception, but a person can choose what they want.

I believe where there is a design, whether it’s in a wristwatch, the universe or human anatomy; then it’s logical to conclude that there must be a Designer.

I believe that the best things in life are free.

I believe that the Bible is open to interpretation, yet there are some teachings in it that can only be explained one way.

I believe it takes a man at least 30 years to understand women, if he makes the attempt.

I believe life is a gift from God and we are owed nothing.

I believe that no race, nationality, or culture is superior to any other, just different.

I believe a person should be judged based upon their character and integrity-things inside.

I believe microwave ovens kill the life that exists in your food.

I believe what two people do behind closed doors should be kept behind those doors.

I believe laughter is the best form of medicine. (and it’s free)

I believe the reason that bad things happen to good people is not due to fate or destiny, but is a result of simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I believe humans have no business being up in the air.

I believe you can and should find humor in everything.

I believe sex between people of the same gender is unnatural.

I believe my mother has smoked approximately 480,000 cigarettes in her lifetime.

I believe women have the ability to contribute as much, if not more to human development and social progress as do men (and they smell better doing it).

I believe the media and the entertainment industry are setting horrible standards for beauty, ethics, relationships, morals, and basically every other important human element.

I believe honesty is the best policy, but like morals, is an endangered species of sorts.

I believe any two people, as different as can be, can find desirable qualities in one another, grow to love each other, and then and only then be considered “soul mates”.

I believe the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

I believe that Jesus Christ actually walked the earth 2000 years ago.

I believe that power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

I believe Jesus Christ was credited with the greatest quote of all time-“Do unto others what you would want others to do to you.

I believe organized religion is at the root of the world’s problems, especially its disunity.

I believe an idiot is someone who never learns from their mistakes or those of others.

I believe nobody’s perfect, therefore, nobody has the right to judge someone else.

I believe people who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

I believe that stereotypes lose meaning with time, but clichés will stand the test of time.

I believe young people are foolish to close their ears to the advice of someone older.

I believe there are only a handful of generations left, and that’s being generous.

I believe belief in a Creator can be explained logically, as opposed to theories about a Big-Bang and an accidental, freakish occurrence.

I believe there’s no stronger bond of friendship than the one made as children.

I believe humans should depend more on nature than on man-made concoctions.

I believe there are few things worse than a hypocrite.